mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

(via prettyboyshyflizzy)

Let’s continue this conversation in bed, she whispered, my legs can’t wait to hear what your hands have to say.
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